I reblog these "ask me anything on my askbox"...
when you hear the word "sex"
bloodtolive: when your parents say it when your friends say it when the teacher say it when someone HOT says it T H I S
-coveritup: ummyeahimaninja: IT’S APRIL FOOLS DAY TOMORROW. MAXIMUM TROLLING
Best of Patrick Star!
nevershoutneverforeverandever: THIS POST IS LIFE.
"I'm going to bed early"
whimsicalwhiplash: superbatnerd: Expectations Reality
Did you know Tumblr was invented in 2007?
imuffin: myriotheart: alyaae: Then why did I discover it in 2010? the gif LMAO! I laughed so hard for about 10 minutes just because of the GIF. OMFG that just made my night!
Put a number in my ask..
sammiye: 1- you’re pretty 8- you’re gorgeous 2- you’re ugly 9- you’re hot 3- go die 10- i’d fuck you. 4- delete your blog 11- i stalk you 5- could stay on your blog for hours 12- you’re fat, go lose weight 6- i want to get to know you more ...
I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."
It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?! and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
Oh hi, I only exist when you need something.
Life without God.
misspurple04: THIS IS A FACT. <3 Amen TRUE STRONGLY AGREE!
Reblog if you are always that one person who is...
My reaction to some statuses on Facebook:
phaibooty: Facebook: MEANWHILE ON TUMBLR: LOGGING IN: FUNNY POSTS ON YOUR DASH: DELICIOUS FOOD ON YOUR DASH: SEXY PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH: TALKING TO YOUR FAVOURITE BLOGGERS: HATERS IN YOUR ASK: FOLLOWERS PWN YOUR HATERS: IDIOT FACEBOOK USERS: ERRORS: LOSE A FOLLOWER: GAIN A FOLLOWER: FAVOURITE BLOG FOLLOWS BACK: START GETTING TIRED: STAY ONLINE ANYWAY: ...
Don't you hate it when...
evinkays: Your friend calls you over to tell you something You walk over to find out… Only to realise it was a joke
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
darlieecious: i’m usually like
If you believe in Jesus Christ, reblog this and...
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