May 2011
I wonder if anyone looks at me and thinks, "Wow,...
Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases
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all of them.
and then people stare at me like
I say each and every one of them :)
Every.
and this.
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Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…” (Note, if you don’t understand this, watch The Ring. Then watch The Ring 2. Then watch Ringu.)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
or
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
When your mum or dad doesn't let you go out.
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When somebody tells me "Don't look"
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Going to the bathroom at night
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terrorismisfiction:
Normal people :
Me :
Then going back inside my room
Normal people :
“Success”
Me :
“Ohfck its gonna get me! Run btch run!!”
LOL
DEAD
After I finish talking to the person I like...
The awkward moment when you find an old...
lipstickandsidewalk:
What the fuck did I ever fucking do to you?
that moment when your butt eats your underwear
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. yes :)))))
Be kind to everyone, everyone is fighting their...
When you're playing hide and seek & the seeker...
and they keep walking so you’re like :
lol, sometimes i hide with my friends and then when we start laughing the seeker could hear us or we try not to laugh and then we end up laughing really loud.
That awkward moment when you actually have to tell...
When a hot person follows you...
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If you don't reblog this, then you hate Harry...
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mugglesdontgetit:
I’m obligated as a resident of Earth
I could never……. it’s unimaginable..
FOREVER REBLOG
…Sorry guys :(
I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/
Not reblogging this will remove me from bringing magic in to this world.
.. Yupp.
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
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MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
This^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE NOTES. THIRSTY FOR MONEY =)))))))))))
REBLOGGING CUZ I’M ONE HECK OF A GREEDY BITCH TOO.
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